It’s Official, the World has gone Mad: Zombies

From Wikipedia site

Not that we didn’t secretly suspect that the government might be wasting money while studying cow farts, but to add Zombies and the CDC to that list of noble causes is a hoot!! Yay, I see Zombies everywhere, there’s one in the corner of my room, right now, staring at me and my humongous brain and thinking, ‘Gee wouldn’t that be great on toast with jam?’

There’s an old friend, from high school, that I see from time-to-time that might “actually” meet the requirements for Zombie-status; however, to date, no study has linked acid taken in the 70s to Zombie-like appearances in the 21^st century. This particular friend fell in with a group of roadies and has not been mentally seen in years, although he does make the occasional appearance in public places when he returns to see friends and family here. I have had more intelligent conversations while making my approach to the foul line and talking to my bowling ball, than any conversation I’ve had with this friend in the last three decades.

Yes, zombies do walk among us and they do crave brains, but not to eat…they want something to replace the air between their ears. Have you ever wondered at how hard it would be to keep your feet on the ground when your head was full of air, having had your brain destroyed—eaten as it were—by some infectious disease? I have, but never considered that a life after death experience…I just thought, ‘wow, that would be painful!’

I’m one of the many, in this world, that is eternally grateful that God had the forethought to attach our heads to our shoulders, saving me from leaving mine behind on a park bench, in the truck, or on a grocery shelf. What would that be like? “Yes mam, my name is Donna; do you have a woman’s head, covered in wooly mammoth hair that has been turned into the store?”

Hm, okay, say she answers, without my ears and my mouth this is going to be one of the most interesting conversations I’ve held while fumbling for the phone in the dark.

When the CDC reports on the possibility of zombies and how they would handle it, I have to believe the world has finally gone mad. It’s off the deep end and into the chit on a major scale.